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When It Really Has To Be A Bronze Plaque
The Bronze Plaque That Could Save Your Life So the word on the street is that it's your turn to throw the boss a surprise 7th wedding anniversary party next month. Ya wanna look good so ya can come up in the organization and be able to throw a little more weight around. Already the boss has been delegatin' some heavy responsibilities when it came to removing Charlie (the tuna) Mozarelli and his wheel man, Frank (wheels) Coparello. Big Al was talkin' about the fact that the 7th wedding anniversary is a bronze anniversary. That means, to all ya knuckle heads, that ya gotta find somethin' in bronze to give as an anniversary gift. Ya got Sammy Caparelli out today putting money down on the hall. Ya got Joey Lombardi ordering the booze. Ya got your main squeeze, Marie, ordering the cake. Ya got your mother setting up the food order with the caterer. Sammy and Joey's girlfriends are buying the decorations. Ya got Johnny Romano calling all the boys from out of town to come to the party. Seems like the party plan is taken care of. So now back to this bronze thing. What are ya gonna do for a bronze gift? What can ya find in bronze to give the boss and his wife for their 7th wedding anniversary? The next thing ya know, your on the phone to Sheila, the bosses secretary. Ya ask the bimbo if she has any ideas on what type of bronze gift to give the boss and his wife for their anniversary. Sheila says that she knows that the boss and his wife could use something to hang on the wall of the library of their home. A bronze plaque would go perfect in the bosses library. Ya said, "thanks for the tip, sweet cheeks," and hung up the phone. Ya pick up the phone and call your main squeeze, Marie. Ya tell her you got a tip on the boss and his wife could use a bronze plaque in the library of their home. Ya ask her, "Now where on earth do I find a bronze plaque for the boss and his wife?" Marie, your main squeeze, says, "I know the perfect place for ya to find one of those plaques. Just go to your computer. Logon to the Internet. After that, go to Wall-Decor-Concepts.com. Click on the Wall Plaque button on the upper left side of the page and browse through all the bronze." Ya said, "Thanks baby, that's why I keep you around." Well, to make a long story short, the day of the party came. Everything went smoothly like clockwork. The boss and his wife were happy. They loved my gift and it hangs today in the library of their home. The moral to this story... With warm regards,
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Wall-Decor-Concepts.com - Joe Tobiasz
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